November 14, 2010

Odd perceptions - Life

Women friends chatting in office…

Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?

Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?

Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner.
After dinner we walked for an hour.

When we came home he lit the candles around the house and afterwards talked for an hour.
It was like a fairytale!

Their husbands talking at their work.

Husband 1: How was your evening?

Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?

Husband 1: It was horrible.

I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill;
so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab.
We had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house!

After all, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!

October 19, 2010

Odd Leaders

It’s a modified version of mail sent by one my friend Mr. Jinu Jose from Aus..

Mr. Rahul Gandhi, our proposed Prime Minister candidate who might be lead us in the intriguing 21st century trying to feel the pain of average Indian working class…

He did this work just for an hour in front of the media…. How you feel this..... whatever..keep with you itself... or comment..

Below, the real photograph on fasting by Ex Chief Minister and political godfather of Tamilnadu. Guinness people were so lazy as they missed the shortest (just 4 hours) fasting by any leader with water coolers/air conditioners. Fasting starts after breakfast and ending before lunch.

Mera Bharath Mahaan....




October 8, 2010

On October 10 , 2010

At 10 hrs 10 minutes and 10 seconds on 10th of October this year, the time and date will be:-

10:10:10 10/10/10

This will never going to happen in our life again!!!,

This October has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays all in one month and it happens only once every 823 years.

Ram Mohan