November 14, 2010

Odd perceptions - Life

Women friends chatting in office…

Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?

Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?

Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner.
After dinner we walked for an hour.

When we came home he lit the candles around the house and afterwards talked for an hour.
It was like a fairytale!

Their husbands talking at their work.

Husband 1: How was your evening?

Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?

Husband 1: It was horrible.

I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill;
so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab.
We had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house!

After all, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!

October 19, 2010

Odd Leaders

It’s a modified version of mail sent by one my friend Mr. Jinu Jose from Aus..

Mr. Rahul Gandhi, our proposed Prime Minister candidate who might be lead us in the intriguing 21st century trying to feel the pain of average Indian working class…

He did this work just for an hour in front of the media…. How you feel this..... whatever..keep with you itself... or comment..

Below, the real photograph on fasting by Ex Chief Minister and political godfather of Tamilnadu. Guinness people were so lazy as they missed the shortest (just 4 hours) fasting by any leader with water coolers/air conditioners. Fasting starts after breakfast and ending before lunch.

Mera Bharath Mahaan....




October 8, 2010

On October 10 , 2010

At 10 hrs 10 minutes and 10 seconds on 10th of October this year, the time and date will be:-

10:10:10 10/10/10

This will never going to happen in our life again!!!,

This October has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays all in one month and it happens only once every 823 years.

Ram Mohan


June 3, 2010

The real odd

Dear readers,


Its may be a story or some level of crazy/odd thoughts... but Its a content, I am confused, whether laugh or cry after read... because its possible with every one of us or at any point of time "missing sense".
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Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hanged himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
Its a mail send by my friend Mr Ram Mohan.
Thank you Ram...
Shabu Thachat
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May 19, 2010

Great words (Bryan Dyson)

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Have a look 30 second Speech by Bryan Dyson (CEO of Coca Cola)

"Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five balls in the air. You name them - Work, Family, Health, Friends and Spirit and you're keeping all of these in the Air.

You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball. If you drop it, it will bounce back.

But the other four Balls - Family, Health, Friends and Spirit - are made of glass. If you drop one of these; they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked, nicked, damaged or even shattered. They will never be the same. You must understand that and strive for it."

WORK EFFICIENTLY DURING OFFICE HOURS AND LEAVE ON TIME.. GIVE THE REQUIRED TIME TO YOUR FAMILY, FRIENDS & HAVE PROPER REST.
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What you think ?
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May 17, 2010

We live in a Nation...

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Its a mail forwarded by my friend Mr Ram Mohan.... read ...almost the facts..

We live in a Nation...Where Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance, police and firetrucks.

Where you get car loan @ 5% and education loan @ 12%

Where rice is Rs 40/- per kg but SIM card for free

Where a millionaire can buy a cricket team but least to charity

Where the foot wears and inner wears, we wear are sold in AC showrooms but vegetables and fruits that we eat are sold at footpaths

Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavors and dish wash liquids with real lemons

Where people standing at tea stall reading article on child labour and says, "They should be hanged who labours children" .. and the same shouts to the unfortunate child to bring the tea faster"
Thanks Ram.... I am remembering the famouse Hindi song " Its only happens in India"


Thanks

March 16, 2010

God's own country - mess up ?

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It is a spreading email content sent by Mr Bijith Pootheri regarding the alcohol thrust of keralites... The source is BBC's Soutik Biswas's scoop.


Gentlemen of God's own country(Kerala) are the heaviest drinkers in India and sales of alcohol are rising fast.

Kerala has the highest per capita consumption of alcohol in India..

"Jacob Varghese" says he began drinking when he was 9 years old, sipping on his father's unfinished whisky and brandy in glass tumblers.

At school, he consumed cheap local liquor. He lived in a haze of alcohol through his collegues and dropped out of college.

He lost a job, cut his wrists twice trying to end his life, landed up in rehabilitation centres and at the age of 32, was reduced to begging on the streets to fund his alcohol habit.
'Lost respect' "Drinking is a disease in Kerala," he says, his voice dropping to a whisper.

"I lost my kin, my respect and all my money chasing alcohol. Everyone encourages you to have it - friends, the government!!!

Kerala is India's tippler country, has the highest per capita consumption - over eight litres (1.76 gallons) per person a year.

Alcohol helps in giving Kerala's economy a good high - shockingly, more than 40% of revenues for its annual budget come from booze. Superb regime of GOD...?

A state-run monopoly sells alcohol - the God's own sons called it Kerala State Beverages Corporation (KSBC) - runs 337 liquor shops, open seven days a week. Each shop caters on average to an astonishing 80,000 clients.
This fiscal year the KSBC is expected to sell $1bn (£0.6bn) of alcohol in a state of 30 million people, up from $12m when it took over the retail business in 1984.


Similarly, revenues from alcohol to the state's exchequer have registered a whopping 100% rise over the past four years.


If it was a listed company, we can be billionaires with in just 3-4 years..

The monopoly is so professionally run that consumers can even send text messages from their phones to a helpline number to record their grievances. !!..

"If we delay opening any of our shops by even five minutes, clients send us text messages saying that they are waiting to buy liquor," says KSBC chief N Shankar Reddy.

That's not all. There are some 600 privately run bars in the state and more than 5,000 shops selling toddy (palm wine), the local brew. There is also a thriving black market liquor trade.

One of them is well-known actor NL Balakrishnan, a veteran of more than 200 films, who launched a lobby group called Forum for Better Spirit in 1983. The forum's manifesto asks the government to provide liquor through the state-subsided public distribution system, boost toddy production, slash prices for elderly drinkers and supply free alcohol to drinkers over 90.

The jolly and convivial Mr Balakrishnan, 67, says his father "initiated" him into drinking when he was four. "We used to go to the cinema together. After the show was over, he would take me to a toddy shop where he would drink. He would give me a few spoons of toddy too. It was an amazing experience," he says.

He says when his father died at the ripe age of 98 after a "lifetime of heavy drinking", he wet his lips with liquor and not holy water, as is the Hindu custom.
Mr Balakrishnan says that on his average day out with his drinking buddies he downs 22 shots of his favourite brandy - and "never has any problems".

"If you have willpower and have enough food to go with your drink, booze will never harm you," he says cheerily.

But drinking is killing a lot of people and exacting a heavy social cost, say doctors and activists.

Rising numbers of divorces in Kerala are linked to alcohol abuse. And the majority of road deaths in the state - nearly 4,000 during 2008-2009 - are due to drink driving, he says. Hospitals and rehab centres are packed with patients suffering from alcohol-related diseases.

The situation is so grim that, ironically, the KSBC itself is planning to open a hospital specialising in treating alcohol-related problems. It also runs a campaign to combat alcohol abuse.
But why do people in Kerala drink so heavily?
Jacob Varghese says it is a "societal problem" - what he possibly means is that drinking liquor is almost a social rite of passage, taken very seriously.

But he elaborates other, perhaps more important, reasons - high unemployment, easy access to alcohol and the fact that drinking has become a "part of upwardly mobile living".

Most activists believe that "prohibition" is not the solution - it just drives buyers and sellers underground.

February 10, 2010

Odd in exact...

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I have placed 2 real screenshots below, from google.com & google.co.in
You can check this by typing the string "removing"
It was a leisure time mail from one my friend.... but showing the real emotional statistics....
Thinkable............... loudly
http://www.google.com/ Type "Removing"
http://www.google.co.in/ Type "Removing"
Are we same people? who search water in moon....pity..
Shabu Thachat
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February 7, 2010

Precious thoughts

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This is a master piece. If you have not read it take the time to read it now. If you have already read it take time to read it again!

GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...)

Isn’t amazing that George Carlin, comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very powerful...and so very appropriate.

A Message by George Carlin:


The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less.

We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete...

Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.

Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.

Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

Remember, to say, 'I love you' to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.

Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.


AND ALWAYS REMEMBER: Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.


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Courtsey - Jinu Jose (Aus)