Odd perceptions - Life

Women friends chatting in office…

Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?

Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?

Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner.

After dinner we walked for an hour.

When we came home he lit the candles around the house and afterwards talked for an hour.

It was like a fairytale!

Their husbands talking at their work.

Husband 1: How was your evening?

Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?

Husband 1: It was horrible.

I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill;

so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab.
We had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house!

After all, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!